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Urban Dictionary 

the only dictionary that allows f*cking corrupted definitions
Guy 1:"have you seen the definition of my name in the Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."

The Urban Dictionary Game

The Urban Dictionary Game

A game played by 2 or more players, usually at sleepovers. The game is best with more players and players of both sexes.

Friends will search one of their names on the Urban Dictionary and then using the first page of results only, the other people will choose the best description that best describes their friend. The person being searched does not have a say in the definition chosen.

In the event of no definition being accurate or there not being a definition altogether the friends will write a description which must include at least one reference to anticipated sexual performance.
James, Rebecca, Jessie, Ben, Greg, Lucy and Jasmine are playing the Urban Dictionary Game

They search 'Ben' and they might choose that 'the awesomeist' is the best description. Ben has no say in the description chosen

They will then lookup Rebecca and decide that

'sexy, beautiful, good at making out, fun, hyper, first love'

is the best description. Rebecca has no say in the description chosen.

For Jasmine the friends might decide no description is accurate and write one themselves.

quick urban dictionary 

rushing onto your computer to quickly make a urban dictionary definition

The Urban Dictionary Effect 

The phenomenon where people take urban dictionary words seriously, when in reality, anyone can put anything on this site.
"Woah, I didn't know that word meant something so weird."
"Chillll Erica, your falling for the Urban Dictionary Effect."

www.urban dictionary 

The only reason people come to this website is so they can write the definitions of words.Heres one! A website where people tell their life stories, curse, and don't write definitions!
www.urban dictionary by Mario F it November 14, 2019

Is Urban Dictionary my mom? 

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.
Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care