The act of using two fingers to pleasure a woman. Also known as fingering, finger fucking, and twat tickling in some sections of distant countries.
by I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! September 01, 2007
Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"
by KP$ September 27, 2006
An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.
If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.
LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.
RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?
LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.
RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...
LISTER: What really interesting bit?
RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
by Lexical September 30, 2007
This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.
by FatFatChubbyCat January 21, 2020
When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 05, 2012
This word is used in a conversion with a person, who is not really lessening to you. Has no real meaning. Will get the attention of the person you are talking to. Ex..... So yesterday I was at work and the press stopped running, we called the camel with two blue shoes over to fix it but he didn't have the right tools.
when we got back from Florida the tank was empty, I can't believe how much gas we used on that trip. but boy let me tell you about the camel with two blue shoes, we really did have a good time.
by Clearly da1 February 10, 2014
When a crystal meth shard is put into a meth pipe you have to purge out cutting agents and allow the shard to liquidate then allowing it to reharden inside the bowl. To spread out the liquid meth you rotate the pipe in a motion from 10 - 2 on the clock. Back and forth in your mouth first exhaling blowing out a dragon cloud bigger than your vape and then inhaling to get high. This is in reference also to the amount of time you will most likely be high for, especially if you're a chronic user. Another main reason for the twist action is to distribute heat evenly to the round bowl.
Tweaker one, "Hit that pipe with a twist dude!" Tweaker two, "You mean with a ten and two tweaker twist?" Tweaker one,"yeah broskeet!"
by RedScum August 27, 2017