Don't pull a Jared.
by #momproblems July 26, 2015
to self sabotage, to inflict damage to your self for no good or apparent reason, to be worse of than before after performing an action
by Mr Bomastic November 29, 2018
When the result of a heavy night of drinking includes passing out on the couch at your own place, pissing yourself, and breaking multiple electronic devices stored in your pocket at the time with the unconscious passing of urine. These actions usually occur in a cyclical nature, repeating until the warranty wears out on said electronic devices.
person 1: where the hell is marc?
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..
15 mins later....
person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)
did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..
person 2: (enter's marc's room)
why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night
(marc wakes up)
marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants
drew: dude, call me person 2
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..
15 mins later....
person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)
did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..
person 2: (enter's marc's room)
why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night
(marc wakes up)
marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants
drew: dude, call me person 2
by kizzle420 May 21, 2010
by FaboulousTree March 14, 2018
by Cekidor June 15, 2017
When you hype the boys up something you’re about to say in the groupchat and then wait an hour to say it.
Solly: Ya know what the worst feeling is?
*doesn't say anything for 30 minutes*
Ari: What’s this guy’s deal? He’s pulling a Gaby
*doesn't say anything for 30 minutes*
Ari: What’s this guy’s deal? He’s pulling a Gaby
by Urmamamamama2000 December 29, 2021
Drinking hot coco too quickly such that it shoots up your nose and burns your internal nostrils. This causes such pain that it causes a large whooping sound and induces tears.
It is not the same thing as doing it with Tea, Coffee, or another Hot Beverage. It must be Coco.
It is not the same thing as doing it with Tea, Coffee, or another Hot Beverage. It must be Coco.
Dave made pat laugh and snort coco through his nose. Man he really was Pulling a Mulhern when he started screaming "my nose, my nose, ahhhhhh it burns and everything smells like chocolate...help meeeeeeeeeee"
by catchThis21 December 11, 2009