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Idiotmeter Effect

The contagious belief that any device utilizing the Ideomotor Effect has merit beyond entertainment. The effect Dowsing Rods and Ouija Boards have on promoting the paranormal through unconscious muscular activity.
Iraqi security forces have demonstrated that the Idiotmeter Effect can generate millions of dollars for immoral manufacturers while risking the lives of millions.

People actually fear Ouija Boards

People think Dowsing Rods can point to bombs, water, gold, or whatever.
by Tucher_Standish November 5, 2009
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lulu effect

The simple fact that leggings/yoga pants can make anybody's ass look good.
"Hey look at Becky. Those leggings are giving her ass the lulu affect"

"Even though Jennifer was fat and had no ass, the leggings gave her the lulu effect and made it look good despite the obvious fact she had no ass".
by Thatboibokchoi March 22, 2019
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The Tim Effect

When a supremely smart, intelligent, and competent individual underestimates their own proficiency and intelligence. The opposite of the Jenny Effect
It's so sad that Ivan is often a victim of the Tim Effect; if only he could see how intelligent he really is!
by GodAlmightyAKAMML September 14, 2010
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Droppler Effect

The weary jaded feeling of "letdown" that one usually experiences after a much-anticipated event (such as a talent-concert or other much-hyped cultural bash, dinner-date, "important" business meeting, etc.) which turns out to be significantly less satisfying or worthwhile than had been expected or hoped for. So, like the "Doppler Effect" that is heard as a noisy vehicle zooms by (the sound of the jalopy's engine is higher as it bears down on your position and then drops drastically in pitch as it rushes headlong into the distance), one's mood and emotions suffer a similar "roller-coaster" or "sugar-crash" journey... you are all keyed up and excited beforehand with your heartbeat going a-mile-a-minute as you eagerly anticipate the looked-forward-to event, and then afterwards you feel disappointed and exhausted, with your whole being slowed into a state of draggy disillusionment.
Cool dude #1: Zheesh, man --- THAT garage band really sucked... dunno when I've ever heard worse performing!
Cool dude #2: Ya, fer shure, buddy --- major Droppler Effect from THAT one!
by QuacksO November 17, 2011
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The Anthem Effect

When a game gets extremely hyped up, expectations are over the top, but once it's released, you realize its pure trash compared to what was promised.
Example game was affected with the anthem effect, it could've been so much more :/
by Redrix September 13, 2019
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cock effect

when you unexpectedly see a naked man's pubic region and are shocked/in a daze. Very similar to a flash bang's effect. Symptoms may include: light headidnes, dizzeness, temprary loss of vision
Friend 1 - I was just leaving the locker room when an old man was taking the corner with his package hanging freely. I lost my vision and sense of balance for a few seconds while hearing a high pitched squeal in my ears. I don't know what happened.

Friend 2 - dude, u just suffered from the cock effect
by the 4 lyonss September 18, 2012
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Magpie Effect

The effect that causes girls to be attracted to shiny things
Girl: OMG THAT DIAMOND IS SO BIG AND SHINY I WANT IT NOW
Boy: woah calm down, it's just the magpie effect talking

Girl: OMG THAT GUY DRESSED UP AS A TIN MAN IS SO BIG AND SHINY I WANT HIM NOW
Boy: do you wanna see my magpie effect ;)
by bennyboyyyyyyyyyy January 17, 2011
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