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Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"
by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021
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your dad

your dad used as a insult
"your forehead is big"
"your dad"
by Wasteman)££ January 30, 2022
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DAD

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen
Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie
by Alex Gopnik January 27, 2019
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Dad

My closest family member and will never disappear to get milk
by Jihan410 April 11, 2024
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Dad

An older guy that is thoroughly attractive
by heart it b October 7, 2019
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dad

by v.sn, July 13, 2020
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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