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cambridge club sandwhich

A term describing the act of making freshmen eat doughnuts off of the seniors penises. Often takes place at wrestling camps.
Wanna try our Cambridge Club Sandwhich? It's only $6.99.
by Mickey Mouse December 13, 2015
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The Epiphany Club

You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely

• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.

• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
I was born on Christmas day and get all the benefits of being a member of the Epiphany club.
by Milkysym December 20, 2015
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water in the club

by hrae44 January 26, 2016
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club snatch

Derogatory term for cheap party girls, frequent night club visitors who have nothing better to do than put on heavy make-up and trashy outfits and spend their time getting free drinks from rich strangers in night clubs . Similar to dinner whore.
Tony can't find himself a decent girlfriend. He parties too hard on weekends and ends up going home with vapid club snatch.
by ma1988 March 15, 2016
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Club 66

Secret club at Walt Disney Land and Resort that alchoholic middle class dads attend without their kids adorning mickey ears. Membership is exclusive, and costs thousands of dollars to join and keep membership with. Rebel Wilson has been spotted as well as Bruce Willis inside Club 66. It is the place to be inside the park.
Screw my kids, I'm hanging out at Club 66 with a bottle of scotch. Who wants to ride the Matterhorn?
by itsmeguys98 March 18, 2016
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Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club
I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
by Bossgay March 18, 2016
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club hub

A woman's husband for the club. A man you only see at the club, and the only person you dance with at said club. It is understood that you go part ways once you leave the building.
"Are you two together?" "Nah girl, that's my club hub."
by BlackoutBabe November 23, 2016
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