by boaz274 July 13, 2016
Get the Beefmug. The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.
Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.
Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?
Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby
Guy 1: How does that even happen?
Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby
Guy 1: How does that even happen?
Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it
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by Beef quedf October 13, 2023
Get the Beef queefmug. Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..
Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!
Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!
by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017
Get the Beef jerkymug. by MaybeSarge April 7, 2021
Get the calico beefmug.