Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

person

said when someone is human.

also used if your father is called per.
at least not the president, he is a lizardpeople.

dont confuse with persona

by hiddethewonton April 27, 2019

Pancake Personality

like a pancake-flat ass, the pancake personality has a flat affect and little emotionality

“The only worse thing than a pancake ass is a pancake personality”

by ENW34 October 27, 2025

sexuality personality disorder

A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experience and by personality disorder they have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult

Roger suffered from sexuality personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018

Personal Space-Heater

The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.

ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"

by InMeteor September 19, 2009

Person of the year

Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!

Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"

by Hym Iam December 7, 2023

Personalized hugs

A hug that can be designed to be extremely pleasurable to any individual. Hugs can consist of varied lengths of time from short squeezes to long lingering hugs. They can include various qualities of arm action ranging from the hover hand to gentle squeezes of ones tush. They can also vary the the amount of body contact from a nice forearm embrace, to a "butt out" hug, to even a tummy embrace. Really, the possibilities of a Personalized hugs are endless and designed to be patient centered to establish a good rapport between "hugger" and "huggie"

Person 1: Hey did you hear that you can get Personalized hugs if you sign up and play dodgeball?

Person 2: oh really?! Sounds like a win win to me! Plus the guy giving out hugs seems pretty nice!

by KyHuGs February 26, 2017