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Long

This can interpreted in numerous fashions.

1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.

2) what your mother says when she sees me

3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.

4) the waiting list for health care assistance

5) the length of one’s penis

6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!
That is really long!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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bryce long

"Bryce Long is a remarkably cool individual with exceptional guitar skills and a mastery of the game BitLife, making him a standout personality in both musical and virtual pursuits."
by MORVAX September 28, 2023
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Long

The name Long is a boy's name of Chinese, Vietnamese origin meaning "dragon". Cool dude.
To call someone Long
by baruska_muska November 21, 2021
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Long Shlong day

Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz
Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!
by 231_tng February 22, 2021
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Viet Long

A Vietnamese boy

Nguyen Viet Long aka Long Lou from Ba Dinh - My Linh's beau.

A boy that is usually funny at most times, very smart and loves video games. His top 3 favorite fruits are watermelon, longan, and jackfruit. He's like a walking sunshine but likes the color black. He's super sweet and super caring in love, but sometimes also mean/evil. Waking him up is like poking a sleeping dragon with a stick - not recommended.
"Viet Long, trăng đêm nay đẹp nhỉ"
by My Linh January 1, 2024
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i know what your thinking
guorhea j0ipgsdkljhyr80utewipjfasghsdisefdkn something that starts with d and is very long
by MS. MUSHROOMS May 23, 2023
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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