Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

wet leg

a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)

I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!

by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 1, 2022

Roach legs

Slang for the stubble hairs you see in the sink after shaving.

I clogged the damn sink again! There's too many roach legs!

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

drivers leg

When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.

Will you please drive today? my leg hurts because I have drivers leg.

by Jacqueline Woish December 6, 2022

rawgear leg

means big ole thang in rawgear underwear

"That black man has rawgear leg"

by Bigjimmy36 December 7, 2022

Leg Hurty

a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.

“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”

by lifta December 9, 2022

Baby legs

A phrase used to describe someone who struggles with buoyancy while scuba diving and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the trim of a normal diver; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with bicycling.

I felt like I had baby legs in the water today.

by JJsaysno. December 9, 2022