fist full of doll hairs

Proof of victory between a girl on girl catfight usually involving a weave or wig.

I could tell Nina had won the fight because she had Kmartina's wig as a fist full of doll hairs.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

red spikey haired rock

he is a rock. no. THE rock. but red. THE rock but RED. did I mention that he is red. and spikey

"omg did you hear about red spikey haired rock?"
"oml yeah, he was with angry porcupine the other day"

by jhaywhypapi November 5, 2021

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

get out of your hair

To remove oneself from the interaction.

I'll get out of your hair now.

by D. Y. Vetz December 12, 2020

a bucket o' nose hairs

disappointing.

I had heard good things about the movie Sideways, but it turned out to be a bucket o' nose hairs.

by Tank Miller June 13, 2018

ice cream scoop hair

A white boy haircut in which it fluffs at the edges and white forks are obsessed with it

he has ice cream scoop hair

by iamntgay July 14, 2023

two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.

by mjaggard July 19, 2011