A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016
Get the ghetto clarinetmug. by ——4— January 2, 2022
Get the Ghettomug. when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)
by _cpek December 8, 2017
Get the Ghetto bidetmug. Tanning anywhere other than a tanning salon, beach, pool, or somewhere tanning is socially acceptable. So laying on your deck or your driveway in a bathing suit.
by Skechers32 April 26, 2017
Get the ghetto tanmug. ghetto is a word to describe a very black person thing to do or say like how putting a tv on the arm rest of a couch because you dont want to buy a table or maybe more rather what a poor person dose like how when i say poor persons
house you imagane an old run down dirty house that house would be considered ghetto or it could be somthing stupid because they cant afford to accualy do it the right way like if somone walks in a store without a mask ps this was writen during the pandemic of COVID19 so instead of buying a mask they would problobly hold a towel over there face
house you imagane an old run down dirty house that house would be considered ghetto or it could be somthing stupid because they cant afford to accualy do it the right way like if somone walks in a store without a mask ps this was writen during the pandemic of COVID19 so instead of buying a mask they would problobly hold a towel over there face
man 1: lets go to walmart man 2:ok sure but lets go to the one on page rd the other one is super ghetto
by crw187 October 26, 2020
Get the ghettomug. Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.
by theoriginalsteevio September 30, 2022
Get the ghetto hot dogmug. by allah cummer June 4, 2021
Get the ghetto gathermug.