Stimulus Food

food or a snack that will tie you over until the next meal

Guy: "I'm so hungry! When are we going to eat?"

Girl: "The reservation isn't until 9. Let's grab some stimulus food so we won't starve."

Guy: "You grab the Wheat Thins, I'll grab the chewy bars!"

by Sweat52 May 15, 2010

Food Before Dudes

Food is always important before anyone, especially dudes (or guys/boys)

"Food Before Dudesss guys!!"

by romance/smut fan!! June 23, 2023

Food Boudoir Photography

The prominent display of food in classy erotic images.

Definition created by Sam Moszkowicz and Jesse M. Watrous (March 11, 2016)

"We just finished the first ever, food boudoir photography shoot".

by Sigalert July 30, 2016

Food

In the UK "food" is a word for drugs

Buyer: Eyy fam you got the food g?
Dealer: Yea g

by dioorrr January 18, 2020

Food

The thing you see on pornhub

Girl stick food in their ass

by Tari from Smg4 April 2, 2019

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Whoke Foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those vegetables locally sourced?"
"Of course, I only shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019