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Facebook Democracy

Form of democracy where public participation is limited to Facebook group membership.
Facebook Democracy is on the verge of overthrowing Chain-Mail Petition Democracy in Canada (1)(2)(3).

(1): By 2012, the elections participation rate is predicted to drop below 50% at almost all levels (Municipal, Provincial and Federal), effectively dismissing Representative Democracy as the ruling system in Canada.

(2): probably due to weather conditions, and with the notable exceptions of the Critical Mass, of the World Naked Bike Ride, and of the Zombie Walk, demonstrations are virtually non-existent in most provinces.

(3): possibly with regard to the well-documented ineffectiveness of legitimate petitions, the Canadians MPs have started refusing to acknowledge their reception. Ref : Straight.com, Vancouver, occupiers-saxton-office-avoid-jail-time : “We were forced to submit this petition by sliding it through a mail slot in the back of Parliament”

>> "Axe the BC Gas Tax" : against the BC Carbon tax.
>> "Stop Gateway" : against the Gateway Project in BC.
>> "Canadians Against Proroguing Parliament" : against Harper's last move
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Facebook relatives 

One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.
Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.

Facebook Therapy 

Putting all your trials and tribulations as your Facebook Status for all to see
My Boyfriend left me,I'm broke,unemployed please through my friends list give me Facebook Therapy
Facebook Therapy by Vodka Milk April 23, 2010

facebook license plate 

The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.
No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate

facebook whore 

a facebook whore is just like a facebook slut but the major difference between the two , is a facebook whore HAS a boyfriend . so not only is she flirting with her boyfriend , but you wil always find a facebook whore flirting with every other guy too !
marissa - ohmygodd chris , your girlfriend is such a facebook whore .

chris - what are you talking about ?

marissa - she flirts with all the other guys when your offline .

Facebook Venting 

Facebook venting is when you are on facebook posting comments and venting as you would to your homegirl, or homeboy, as the case my be.
Me and my bf broke up on Valentines day, and I was expressing myself (facebook venting) via facebook. Revealing all the details of the ugly breakup.

Facebook first rights 

When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.
Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"

Sam: "No!"

Matt: "Why?"

Sam: "Facebook first rights!"

Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"