One who uses sperm as means of theft. The bandit convinces someone to perform fellatio upon him, and when nearing completion, he asks to ejaculate on his victim's face, requesting to "let me cum on your face, it will be sexy." While ejaculating, he aims his penis towards the eye of his victim, with the aim of getting sperm in both eyes. The sperm will temporarily blind the victim, at which point the bandit looks around for some items to steal, as the victim is unable to stop him. He then flees the scene, while he hears the cries of his victim as he runs away, "nooooo, not the cum bandit!!"
"So I took this guy home from the bar, and as I was going down on him he wanted to give me a facial. Little did I know he was the cum bandit. Now I need a new laptop." -Kristine
"Bitch can I cum on your face? SKEET SKEET!! BIG SCREEN TV, peace bitch!!" - Cum Bandit
"Bitch can I cum on your face? SKEET SKEET!! BIG SCREEN TV, peace bitch!!" - Cum Bandit
by cum bandito December 11, 2010
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Get the cum dumpster mug.Big whore. Still can't count the amount of partners she's had in the last 10 years on both hands and feet put together. You can tell who they are. There usually the one's asking you to by them a drink at the local dive on a Friday night. The woman that offers to by you a drink probably has had it with her cum dumpster friends getting her in brawls over Hoe action.
Girl 1: I can believe you left him. He's so buff. What happened?
Girl 2: After I found out he'd been with that cum dumpster I couldn't stand the sight of him any more. She's been pounded by more men than Debbie Dallas.
Girl 1: Wow your pissed
Girl 2: He'll get his when he's broke and she leaves him for the next fool with a little bank to support her.
Girl 2: After I found out he'd been with that cum dumpster I couldn't stand the sight of him any more. She's been pounded by more men than Debbie Dallas.
Girl 1: Wow your pissed
Girl 2: He'll get his when he's broke and she leaves him for the next fool with a little bank to support her.
by SpeaktheTruthWanker January 13, 2010
Get the cum dumpster mug.A derogatory phrase used to berate or otherwise castigate another male as to make him feel inferior to other males or to put him in his place. This phrase almost always alludes to the other male as belonging to a different sexual orientation (ie homosexual). This phrase is usually uttered in a heated conversation.
Listen you F**king Cum Stain. Why don't you go suck another couple hundred cocks before you try to run off at the mouth to me. Do you know who I am?
by JayWhiz July 15, 2009
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1.Vitale is such a cum dumpster for other men's sperm.
2.Vitale is Michael's Cum receptacle. He sucks the juice right out of his balls and is then thrown to the wayside.
2.Vitale is Michael's Cum receptacle. He sucks the juice right out of his balls and is then thrown to the wayside.
by CumeaterReh January 1, 2008
Get the cum dumpster mug.A complete hoe who guys go to when they want to unload their cum. She's such a hoe she often goes for both of her dumpster wholes to be filled at once. Make sure to stay away from these chicks as they always carry stds from all the guys throwing away their trash.
Guy 1: Bro I haven't had sex in fooorever I need to go unload.
Guy 2: Go stick your trash in that hoe maddy she's a cum dumpster. Just watch out and make sure you don't get herpes shes fucked the entire school
Guy 2: Go stick your trash in that hoe maddy she's a cum dumpster. Just watch out and make sure you don't get herpes shes fucked the entire school
by cumdumpsteruser February 8, 2014
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