Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019

Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.

My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.

by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022

Beef Churret

Beef Churret is like a beef soup stew with beef and churret. It allows people to enter the 5th dimension via alcohol pensioning and STDs. This holy item was gifted by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH himself.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Guy: Beef Churret

Literally everyone: Yoooo same I felt that one

by anonymous May 6, 2022

beef

The best flavor of Ramen Noodles.

Beef ramen is the best fuckin flavor dude!

by ireallylovechildren69 May 8, 2020

Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.

Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.

by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022