The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends.
Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime:
Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/
me: (in head) why does god hate me?
me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now.
girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls*
me: lying bitch
and this is why the friend zone sucks.
Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/
me: (in head) why does god hate me?
me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now.
girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls*
me: lying bitch
and this is why the friend zone sucks.
by ihatemylife1234567891011 September 11, 2011
Get the Friend zone mug.A male who spends excessive time with girls who he believes are attracted to him, while in reality are just friends or think he's cute because he's 4 feet tall. Another component of the gay friend is the act of participating in outings, events, or trips, with solely females. The decision of whether or not someone is "the gay friend" is largely based on whether or not he has hooked up with one of the girls he's spending time with. 9 out of 10 times, he has not, and likely won't in the near future; determined to be The Gay Friend. The Gay Friend is never actually homosexual, but deserves the title since he assumes a similar position(and relationship) that of a gay man would with girls. Usually summed up by; if you're hanging out a lot with a girl(s) and you're not scoring...you're the gay friend.
Isac: Hey...what do I have to do to tap Brooke's ass?
Phil: aHahah
Nate: Dude...Isac is THE gay friend
Dan: Yah, girls don't actually like him, he need's to learn that.
Phil: aHahah
Nate: Dude...Isac is THE gay friend
Dan: Yah, girls don't actually like him, he need's to learn that.
by Noo1 January 4, 2009
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Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.
Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.
by sportslovr15 September 20, 2009
Get the Best Friends mug.One of your "friends" at school that you dont even talk to outside of school. When at lunch if you leave your food alone, even for a second, they will mess with it. They also make gay jokes about you.
Chris:Alright guys, I'll be right back
Matt: Ok lets put shit in his food haha thats HILARIOUS
Johnny: OK LOL
*Chris walking away* "Stupid School Friends
Matt: Ok lets put shit in his food haha thats HILARIOUS
Johnny: OK LOL
*Chris walking away* "Stupid School Friends
by ZuckonIt October 9, 2011
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Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!
Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!
Guy: "I love having benifriends!! Its such a relief!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"
by Nefertiri November 30, 2009
Get the Vaginary Friends mug.vb: 1.the act of inviting people to be your "friend", in online services like MySpace & BlackPlanet. just to increse your "friends list" at these type of web sites.
2.trying to fill your friends list fast by inviting any type of person.
3.what someone/personA, who is found by an person/personB from thier past, thinks when B invites them to be thire friend. however the two people did't really communicate with one another.
2.trying to fill your friends list fast by inviting any type of person.
3.what someone/personA, who is found by an person/personB from thier past, thinks when B invites them to be thire friend. however the two people did't really communicate with one another.
by N.A.Stanley October 8, 2005
Get the friend collecting mug.the opposite of a friend with benefits. this a person with whom you maintain some form of emotional (hopefully mutual) relationship, but for whatever reason has ceased the physical (sexual) aspects. it may be an on again off again situation or just one that has stagnated to no longer manifest itself in physical affection though for some god forsaken reason still won't die completely. inexplicably these arrangements call for mutual exclusivity resulting in two sexually unsatisfied parties
I totally would've hooked up with that chick but I still got this friends with detriments thing going with suzy
by thetommyshow April 6, 2010
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