Christian Jr

Cutest man on earth, high pitch voice, but pulls the most girls out of him and his dad.
“Your so lucky you got with Christian Jr”
“I know isn’t he so hot”
by notchrisjr February 26, 2022
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christian arriola

A very amazing,cute,handsom boy who will make you laugh very easily.
Ex: Omg here come's Christian Arriola he's so cute.
by quintana119 March 16, 2017
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christian (girl)

this person can be very religious other then that they always get the right friends for them that friend is always loyal to them if you get in touch with a christian don't ever leave her she will literally be the best thing that happened to you
boy1: whos that

boy2:that christian (girl)
by heav4life March 03, 2022
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Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 13, 2022
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fideles christian school

send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵
fideles christian school has a multi-genitaled teacher.
by underwingtalkative February 12, 2024
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Christian LaCaze

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.
by ThatOneGuy1231 September 28, 2016
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Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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