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Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford
“Oh girl please “ ——“mauriana stfu “ yes my name is Christian so what about it ?
by Ahop 🧍🏾‍♀️ January 17, 2021
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Christian

christian is a dumb fat bitch who loves to fuck dogs
by lennisball March 3, 2023
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Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.
Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.
by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020
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Friends Christian School

UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty
by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023
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Christian

Christian is a very strong person. Super stubborn. Always thinks he is right. Hates when you hang up on him will easily block you and pretend he doesn’t care when he really does.

Will treat a girl like a princess - thinks he is Prince Charming. Christian is the type of guy that knows every word to a Disney song, but can fight a guy.
Christian is so hot he will show people he is a bad ass, but really he’s a baby that just wants to be cuddled.
by chicken_cow_chicken June 21, 2020
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ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
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Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way
Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum
by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024
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