A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the a**h**e safety-netmug. TO REPEATEDLY BEAT A WOMEN INTO THE FUCKING GROUND USING A FISH PREFERABLY A SALMON OR CATFISH. ONCE SHE IS A PULP DRINK THE FLUID OF YOUR DREAMS.
by F I S H January 25, 2021
Get the F I S Hmug. A recurring joke in a Dynasty Warriors YTP series made by SnanS GaiiaG. Basically every character with a monologue with the word "chaos" will say it slowed down while their head expands. Pang DeeD is the only one that wants p e a c e instead.
by BlazeNinja22 December 15, 2024
Get the c h a o smug. Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
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by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020
Get the Brandon Hmug. - How can I call Jessica for free. You know I am in NY and she is in Shanghai
- What don't you call her on H?
- What don't you call her on H?
by elfingor January 11, 2017
Get the Hmug. A "C i h u a h a g h g f e" is a short and annoying person in your friend group. Possibly the most annoying you will ever meet!! Its used as an insult.
by Nomnomnomowo December 3, 2020
Get the C i h u a h a g h g f emug. The final stage of Ohio boredom. This word is from if you start typing from 1, and type diagonally until 8, then you type on the next row
by Your pseudonym February 18, 2023
Get the 1m2n3b4v5c6x7z8l9k0j-h=gmug.