I like turtles

I like turtles is a meme look it up fuck face

I like turtles or whatever

by I am kskslapqoqlqq March 30, 2021

Tortle

Turtle that is AMAZING at art!

@Darealtortle is AMAZING at art!

by crove October 21, 2020

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles

A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.

"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"

by Sarah is super cool! July 23, 2006

ninja turtles

The ninja turtles lived in the sewers, therefore they MUST smell like absolute SHIT. So when you pick up a stench that is so bad you can't think of anything worse it must be that the ninja turtles are at your house.

Ashton: "Keisha what the fuck is that smell?"

Keisha: "Fucking Ninja Turtles!"

Ashton: "RIGHT RIGHT"

by Ashton McCune April 25, 2006

ralph turble

to describe a foul odor

"You smell that hattening?"
"Yeah man, it smells ralph turble"

by Browntown Willafuck April 7, 2009

Tartle

A person who does a good job of fucking up like a retard.

Wow she is such a tartle.

by Erbear April 19, 2018

Turtel spaK

A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’

"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"

by Freaky Hobbit August 31, 2005