Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time

gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)

by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021

vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.

Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!

by A proud Jew April 24, 2018

Beef

old lady's call up McDonalds looking for it

"Where's the beef?!?!?!?"

by just... wow June 8, 2004

.9.Hold My Beef.9.

.9.Hold My Beef.9.

.9.Hold My Beef.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

Beef week

When someone is on their period.

Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.

by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024

grinded my mind beef

A computer generated frase from an episode of college humor

Man your theory really grinded my mind beef

by LT-Falcon January 14, 2019