Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Long Thang

Popular slang for a singular Banana.

“‘Scuse me sir could you pass me one of them Long Thangs?”

by TheCoolMansUniform January 27, 2024

audrey long

a very sweet girl who deserves the world.

“who’s that girl?”
“ur mom audrey long”

by urMOMisaBOMB.com July 29, 2022

Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.

"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"

by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024

long bit

Long bit means you want to eat someone butt hole entirely where they bleed and piss everywhere

yo i wanna long bit you

by cornball29 January 9, 2023

long hotdog

It means Ethan's long and hard boner. IT became harder after a touch. It is filled with blood so it looks like a pink American classical hotdog.

The chef touched the "long hotdog" in order to help Ethan exercise.

by Q0617 April 8, 2021

15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025