by GayFag1023456 October 31, 2017

by Bishop nigga February 27, 2017

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023

by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.
by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
