Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.

“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.

by A person125 November 30, 2024

beef curtains

lips of the vagina

bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Beef Ministered

Being Beef Ministered means you were giving head when the man then forced you down until you started to suffocate!

“Dude they found out she got Beef Ministered, I still can’t believe she’s gone ;(“

by Discord BFF July 23, 2021

Beef

A beef is a delightful creature with a tendency to be a complete and utter bitch. A Beef has her mother well trained and has an army of younger siblings known as "The Beeflings". Whilst being popular in social groups, you must be aware of the beef at all times as she has also been known to be a slithery, sly, wee snake, do not trust her with your deepest darkest secrets.

Me: What's that big crowd for?
You : Oh, thats Beef and all her siblings.
Beef: I don't look like a sloth!
Me: She's right.

by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017

beef donut method

shaping ground beef into a donut shape, and then using it to stimulate your partner's penis

"she totally beef donutted me. it's the beef donut method."

by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018

CoD beef

CoD beef is when 2 or more people (most likely under 15) start trash talking eachother. It often ends up with them just blocking eachother, but sometimes it will go to the point where personal details are read out or sent by messages.

Hey bro, join game chat, XxPu55yP0und3rxX is having CoD beef with Cock1nY0urA55, It's fucking hilarious

by soapinabottle22 April 4, 2021