by Uhhhh uhhhhhhh ooof ooof ooof March 15, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.
Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020
Get the Simp mug.R: “Pretty sure if M got a sex change G would SIMP so far and actually become gay for her just to get summa dat ass”
G: *white knight but also gay*
G: *white knight but also gay*
by Notges March 16, 2020
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