sloppy hannah

A sloppy Hannah is when a curvaceous brunette girl forgets to put her clothes on before her zoom class.

Bro did you hear about sarah! she pulled a sloppy hannah in 3rd period

by Dirty Bryce December 08, 2020

sloppy woppie

a female that is busted from head to toe or non approachable.

We went to the club the other night and there were nuttin but SLOPPY WOPPIES in that bytch!

by zantar February 24, 2010

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 14, 2024

Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

by Torvliet April 25, 2017

sloppy butler

It’s an escort name for a male specimen named peter. They must also eat like a complete savage animal beast. Nice human energy tho.

That dilf is a sloppy butler. I’d like to hire him

by Olive TOPenade October 23, 2022

sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 15, 2015