Mega Retard

Some re re that likes spaghetti too much.
Jeez man, Griffin Rowell is such a Mega Retard. Over there with his friccin spaghetti.
by Big Boi Billeee March 18, 2019
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I would be a great title maker.
Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions
Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
by Flores grup June 30, 2020
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Prerelease retard

One who releases prematurely
The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.
by raejd June 19, 2018
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Retard hoe

Nigga1: Dude. Do you see him?
Nigga2: *happy retard hoe noises*
by Lilnaggar7 October 18, 2019
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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Tall Retard

Imagine being a tall retard. People with names like JOE, CODY, and JACK can be tall retards.
by Yunniq November 14, 2019
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