by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009
Get the Snap off a pig biscuitmug. A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.
Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
by KK70 July 17, 2011
Get the I have to text my pigmug. a long time, seems like forever
by Part Walker April 15, 2008
Get the since the pigs ate my brothermug. The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.
Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?
by Chef_Bot August 5, 2023
Get the I think my pig is whistlingmug. The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.
by TheMoosetopian November 1, 2021
Get the International When Pigs Fly Daymug. To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds
Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
by birdbomber January 26, 2011
Get the kill two pigs with one birdmug. person a: " Last night i got fucked by your brother."
person b" You do know he has a foot long pig, right?"
Person a:" O.O.!!!!!"
person b" You do know he has a foot long pig, right?"
Person a:" O.O.!!!!!"
by UsaNii December 4, 2011
Get the foot long pigmug.