Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

side hot

When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look

*see someone*

Girl one: man that boy is cute

*boy turns*

Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands

by justanotherfandomobsessedgirl January 20, 2015

Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....

by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011

Side Hoe

She is there when you don't have a girlfriend and she loves you but doesn't like like you so you call her ur side hoe

Your my side hoe

by SmokingrassSikegotya June 17, 2019

side piece police

Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

sunny side up

To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up

I saw someone so hot today I had to use the sunny side up in my pants. Dick cum belly button

by furgalish March 13, 2015

Lighter side of tasteless

One step away from being completely tasteless

Dude see your date , she’s just on the lighter side of tasteless.

by the bonecrusher May 1, 2020