Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016

milking your humanity

Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")

Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.

by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016

Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.

Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal

by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018

Mini milk and the kraves

The most innovative band since fat boy slim

The milk mans favourite band

I am the milk man and mini milk and the kraves is my favourite band

by Minimilkandthekraves November 23, 2021

dish of skim milk

An 18th century term Meaning your weak as fuck

By god he's a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016

milk filled pillow

Titties that are good enough to be used as a pillow.

“Hey babe lemme lay my head on that milk filled pillow”.

“Come stick that cock between my milk filled pillows!”

by FuxkinShitUp July 26, 2021

Milk Chocolate Hottie

That shit you have after eating spicy food.

I just had the Milk Chocolate Hottie because last night I ate some 5 alarm chili.

by Patriasses March 2, 2015