jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.

“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”

by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025

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This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
Person1: I pissed off cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop
Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

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fingering marilyn manson

going through something scary or shocking

i had to walk 5 minutes to get home in pitch black without street lights, i was fingering marilyn manson

by industrialjunglepussypunk December 1, 2025

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Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

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