Mark G

Mark G is a tall toadstool boy he is always talking about how much he wants to fuck girl and never does because he’s so lazy he won’t ask anyone out

Mark G is still single I wonder why

by GreatGooglyMooglyBrian April 20, 2023

Mark

Mark is a man with no particular origin bouncing around dimensions picking up big tiddy goth Gf’s.
Mark is an absolute chad and will fuck your shit up.

Mark is gonna fuck your girl bro

by Bitch as monkeys June 13, 2020

Mark

He can't link. He misses things up for everyone. Most unliked person in all of Canada.

Mark can't link.

by Vergoes October 30, 2020

Mark Darcy

The ideal of a man: a gentleman, has good manners, can fight and wins in duels. Never emotionally pressures a woman, does not demand anything from her, and accepts her as she is.

Mark Darcy is better than Mr. Darcy, I swear!

by scarlettfor July 6, 2023

mark

mark is someone who is friendly and is a mystic master

look at mark mastering the mystic

by bark 4 healz April 26, 2022

Mark Suckerberged

When you fall prey to a covert marketing campaign on social media.

Lol stop sharing that, its not a meme it's an advertisement from a tobacco corporation, you definitely got Mark Suckerberged.

#suckerberged

by AmyLee489 April 13, 2018

Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.

12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He's thinks he's way cooler than he is. Though I will admit he's hot.

by anonymous May 30, 2023