March 23rd

Write your bestest friend a lovely paragraph day. The name is pretty self explanatory, but you just write your bestest friend a paragraph about what you like about them. or any friend really. :D

oop, its March 23rd! Time to write my best friend a lovely paragraph!

by DingoWings March 22, 2021

March 1

If you are born on March 1st, you smell gross. Please take a shower, I can smell your stench from across the room.

dude, that person smells nasty!
yeah, they were probably born on March 1.

by absolutely aphrodite November 25, 2021

March 23

National hook up with a guy named Jack day.

Jack: Aw man my bitch left me for someone else
Big Boi Jimbo: Isn’t it march 23 national hook up with a jack day?
Jack: Im a John!

by TurkeySLurpieeee June 5, 2024

March 24

Kiss your gf/bf on the lips

Thomas: kisses amy on the lips*
Amy: what was that for?
Thomas: it’s National kiss your gf day
Amy: oh yeah I forgot

It’s march 24th go kiss ur gf/bf

by Naruto_2009 March 23, 2022

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

march 28

National send this to the hottest person you know day <3

someone: guess what day it is:
cute person replies: march 28???
someone: sends photo of this urbandictianary
hot ass bitch replies: aw thats cute <3

by Wvipex March 28, 2022

No GTA March

You can't play GTA in March

"Yo wanna play GTA?"
"No, i can't. Its No GTA March!"

by CrusaderBoy February 24, 2019