killing myself

something people say when they have to do something school related
teacher: we have a pop quiz and later i’m assigning you homework.

person: i’m killing myself
by kazuhasfootstool<33 May 19, 2022
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How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021
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This is some kill

Guy #1: how’s your food? Looks good

Guy #2: this is some kill!!

Guy #1: I’m going to order that now
by Champagnemami🔥 July 25, 2018
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colat kill

When u kill more than one person with the same shot
yo bro I hit the phattest colat kill, killed like 4 people xd
by ninjajack69 April 06, 2018
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kill spell

Any of a large amount of spells from the Magic: the Gathering card game that destroys a creature or removes it from the game, especially at the most frustrating time possible in a game.
I finally get a creature on the board, and the next thing I know, BOOM - kill spell!
by Back Table March 16, 2009
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lemonade that kills you

a super-caffeinated “chargedlemonade from Panera that may be responsible for several deaths
I’m at Panera drinking the lemonade that kills you.
by asamota December 11, 2023
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