Jacob

The best boy in the world.He makes you happy, smile, laugh and feel better. He will never let you go. You should respect him bc he's only a "human bean". He's funny,sweet, kind and hot. He's the perfect boyfriend and the best person. Without him you can't be happy or have fun. He should definitely get a girlfriend bc he would be the perfect boyfriend .<3

girl 1: Oh is that Jacob?
girl 2: Yes he wants a girlfriend

girl 1: I ask him out

by Jacobs secret girlfriend February 1, 2017

Jacob

Jacob he’s a great guy a retard mostly can be a lil goofy but also good at video games sucks at siege but a W manz

Jacob so trash at siege 🤮

by Jmandagoattt July 16, 2025

Jacob Curtsinger

A hot single male looking to mingle with the neighbors mom

Dude you’re acting like a Jacob curtsinger, you gotta stop

by Goblinceller69 July 23, 2022

Jacob

Annoying as fuck

Person1: Hi how was your day

Person 2: I had to hang around with Jacob All day what do you think

Person 1: sorry man feel bad

by BigDick70001 May 30, 2022

Jacob

The act of being the biggest lovable noob that loves to make coffee in the morning.

Fiance: I think I'll make coffee this morning instead of getting dutch bros
Me: ugh, you're being such a Jacob.

by Lovescovfefe87 April 13, 2021

Jacob cloud

A little speaker brat that joins your Xbox party when no one invited him

Rylee put the party on public so I can join. No Jacob cloud will join. Oh yeah I forgot about him 🙄

by Fwies April 30, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is a boy that every one wants to fuck

Jacob I wanna fuck you

by mother fucking dickhead June 7, 2017