Facebook Bitch

A dude who spends 24x7 with facebook detached to outside world.

Girl 1: This guys is a facebook bitch.
Girl 2: You mean bitching with facebook? :P

by Monster-Y July 7, 2011

facebook twin

Someone who looks like you or shares the same name on Facebook.

That girl looks just like you. She could be your facebook twin.

by jdogg420 August 29, 2009

facebook Sniper

That one guy/girl who you barely know (maybe you had one class with them, in middle school, and you don't remember them ever saying anything to you, and you only ever heard them speak...once) you accepted a friends request from them and then they randomly comment on an update that you post on your facebook even though you never actually talk to them.

Whoah, that kid with the crutch in Physical Science Freshman year just Facebook Sniper'd me!"

by The Rabblerouser April 30, 2009

Facebook Angles

A habitual "cropping" of the proportions of an ugly person to make them seem appealing as a default picture.

I came across this chick I thought was hot, then I viewed her Profile picture and it was full of facebook angles. Needless to say I deleted our connection after.

by Mafia Muff September 3, 2009

pirate facebook

A translation of the regular facebook that makes all the text pirate-like

"Man check out this piece of shit pirate facebook!"

"Yeah honkey this is hard to understand"

by zerotohero March 14, 2009

Facebook asshole

Someone who is always mean or rude on facebook, regardless of how they are in real life.

Kevin, for how nice of a person you are, you are a facebook asshole real talk

by Jameyf'nBaby November 8, 2010

Facebook vagina

Someone who bitches and whines about other people's Facebook statuses.
Someone who believes that all Facebook status updates should follow a certain protocol or etiquette that favor his or her preferences.

Oscar won't stop crying on Facebook about how my status update revealed the chef who got eliminated on the recent episode of Top Chef, thus verifying that he is a Facebook vagina.

by Angryasian February 5, 2009