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Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't
"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
by nav's mum March 24, 2017
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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.
Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam
by Rybbo March 18, 2011
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Fake Hedgehog

An insult used for someone who has framed you for crimes and made you wanted by the military. Coined in 2001 in the SEGA Dreamcast game Sonic Adventure 2 by Sonic the Hedgehog in a confrontation with Shadow the Hedgehog who had framed him for crimes.
'Say something, you fake hedgehog!'
by [INSERT A PSEUDONYM HERE] August 13, 2023
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Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.)

A female who lies about anything and everything. A female who portrays herself to be something she isn't.
Let me explain something about her to you. She is a Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.). You can tell she has her master's degree in being a P.F.B.
by Flusie October 2, 2024
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Cheap Fake

Any unedited video of Joe Biden's cognitive decline that the Biden administration does not want the public to see.
Did you hear the White House is calling certain videos 'Cheap Fake' videos now? Like when Joe crashed his bike, fell down the stairs, and had his hand held by Barack Obama.
by SpankyBawl June 19, 2024
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Shaolin 42 fake-out

The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.

The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.

Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.
by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019
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Fake Ho

An unloyal fake ho.

Sometimes named Marissa

Some times has a peg leg.
by Btr39 May 29, 2021
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