A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".
by ya nans worst noightmare September 6, 2020

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by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

An absolute country boi, no matter what you say he will always say the he did it with his bois back in the country.
by RYANSHSERRYISGAY October 27, 2019

Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.
by anonymous November 30, 2020
