Skip to main content

donkey Douche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a douche before its next encounter. the female donkey is cleansed with this douche to ensure years of healthy fun.

neccessary for all animals commonly used for beastiality. for example chickens, cows, and goats.
in the movie clerks 2, you can make love to "kinky kelly" the donkey for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey douche between performances or between clients.
by bob plumblow March 15, 2008
mugGet the donkey Douche mug.

mouth douche

Self explanitory, Oral cleansing
You sick fuck, you need a mouth douche after saying that.
by S.F.H.D. September 23, 2006
mugGet the mouth douche mug.

douche bag

Singh a.k.a. Infinity is a douche bag, he commits epic amounts of douchebaggery. His level of douchebaggery is so epic in fact that it was cited in the bible. It is of biblical proportions. He is a prick... I want to have his babies...
by BobKelsoe April 28, 2007
mugGet the douche bag mug.

douche nozzle

language variance. as in the german, du shnosel; arrogant young prick. came across this with my friend from germany. funny germanglish cross slang connection.
zat man hee theenks he iss so spveshial, iss he geevin uss de nose in ze air, perfect case of du shnosel. douche nozzle! same thing. love it.
by gumption101 January 9, 2009
mugGet the douche nozzle mug.

douche bag

1.A bag full of vinegar and water used to clean out a womens vagina.
2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.
1.You are such a douche!!
2.Don't forget to clean out yourself with your douche bag.
by Home Shizzle June 16, 2007
mugGet the douche bag mug.

Douche Claymore

Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)
Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)
by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009
mugGet the Douche Claymore mug.

gay douche

A brainless idiot who either has sex with himself or sex with other douche's
Stop being such a gay douche!
mugGet the gay douche mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email