Douche Cakes

Eric Richard....a fag a d-bag...he is really gay and everyone hates him...

Me-Hey you know douche-cakes
Everyone-yea eric is gay

by M.C.Falagan May 4, 2005

mouth douche

Self explanitory, Oral cleansing

You sick fuck, you need a mouth douche after saying that.

by S.F.H.D. September 23, 2006

douche bag

An epic jackass/asshole/prick.

Singh a.k.a. Infinity is a douche bag, he commits epic amounts of douchebaggery. His level of douchebaggery is so epic in fact that it was cited in the bible. It is of biblical proportions. He is a prick... I want to have his babies...

by BobKelsoe April 28, 2007

douche bag

1.A bag full of vinegar and water used to clean out a womens vagina.
2.A retard that is being a brainless idiot.

1.You are such a douche!!
2.Don't forget to clean out yourself with your douche bag.

by Home Shizzle June 16, 2007

Douche Claymore

Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)

Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)

by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009

gay douche

A brainless idiot who either has sex with himself or sex with other douche's

Stop being such a gay douche!

by asdfghjkl;'utyhjkliouhyitr7u June 25, 2016

THEE douche

Generally from New Zealand, THEE one and only douche is what we would think of as a slacker with great potential, a person who can speak Japanese and Chinese fluently but chooses to communicate in sniggers. Wants to breeze through life avoiding all responsibilities, much in the same way as Ferris Bueller. Alot of smarts but just not enough drive to put those smarts to good use, would much rather hang around playing on facebook and laughing at poor people... when he isn't having one of his 10 daily "power naps"

I knew a guy called Sam once... he was most certainly THEE douche

by Captain Brocoli May 7, 2007