david_jk1

a teenage boy full of hormones and constantly feels the need to jerk off.

"dude you're acting like david_jk1 right now..."

david_jk1 by jewishnegrobitch December 31, 2019

David McGay 

He Is a very gay man, likes cock and ball tortue

Bro David McGay Is Very Gay

David McGay by Victrap February 4, 2020

David Arruda

A very sexy man, any girl would die for

David Arruda is the sexiest man ALIVE

David Arruda by DavidArrudaIsSexy March 13, 2020

David tepper 

A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.

David Tepper is never going to be on your side if you're a Panthers fan, he doesn't have to be.

David tepper by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

David Vasil

Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.

Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!

David Vasil by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020

david nora

Douche nozzle

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people

david nora by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020

David kanker 

when your fiora ints your lane and you tilt out of the game

Yesterday i pulled a david kanker because my team was bad

David kanker by cummasterchum May 8, 2020