peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022

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Morbius day

The day the hit film Morbius was released, marking the beginnings of Morbing in society. April 1st, 2022.

"Oh my gosh guys! it's Morbius Day!"

by Decafbear June 3, 2022

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Napoleon Day

March 15, the day that the amazing 'Upgrade Your Grilling Game' ad by Napoleon Grills was published, in which a man hates his family and upgraded them to a grill which is all he loves in this world

"It's Napoleon day"
"What?"
"You should've been sent to the curb a long time ago"
"??????????"

by Gareth2 March 24, 2022

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Mitski Day

Mitski day is on the 9th of April. On this day we praise Mitski's existence and songs.

"Bro why have you been crying all day whilst listening to Mitski?"

"Don't you know? It's Mitski Day today, we must all praise Mitski's existence and songs by listening to her every second,"

by Tomi tom tom March 27, 2022

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Rest day

What weaklings do when they can't handle real gains and are too weak to embrace the power of the Greek gods.

The weak person had to take a rest day because he was too weak to embrace masculinity and manliness.

by Greekgodlookalike January 30, 2022

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Nudes day

Everyday is Nudes day . If you screenshot this and send this to your (best)friend or partner they need to send your their nudes everytime u send them screenshot of this. If you send them this first they can't send it to you too. Good luck fellas. :)

Love sent a screenshot - "It's Nudes day!"
- "oh shit here you go my love."
'sending photo in progress'

by goodluckmyfellas April 3, 2022

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