Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021

Reaping Beats

To listen to epic music from your location. Mainly used in context with Trance, Techno, Electronic, House and Dance music.

Tom: "What are you doing?"
Jimmy: "Reaping beats!"

by ScubaS00 November 19, 2011

Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose February 20, 2012

Papa beat 69

Patrick is a magnum chicken eater. He will have sex with big tit cougars. He has a massive peen and gets all ladies

Oh man he gets hella cougars, he must be a papa beat 69.

by Wack my sack 69 March 13, 2019

dirty beating

verb: when you sexually engage someone submissive in a vigorous manner.

"I gave this girl a dirty beating last night." or "I just want to give this girl a dirty beating right here and I don't care who sees it'

by bone thruster September 8, 2014

beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.

hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!

by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020

Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals

In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.

by Yiteziah April 29, 2021