Literally Real

When something is so ridiculous or absurd, that you have to acknowledge it’s existence.

Person 1: “So that’s when the village started getting shot up by the militia! I almost had to walk out the theatre.”

Person 2: “Oh my GOODNESS! IT’S LITERALLY REAL!

by onetenth February 27, 2024

the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016

_ been real quiet ever since this dropped

When someone releases a product (example: music) and someone states that someone who's known as being good at producing a product of that type (example: Eminem) has been real quiet ever since it dropped, meaning that the product was so good that it sent someone who is known to be good at it was silenced at it's greatness.

Person 1: *makes a really good rap song.*
Person 2: you know, _ been real quiet ever since this dropped. (Insert a really good rapper on the _)

by Scarfkat June 5, 2024

sir real

Not real, a liar

Sir Real thinks he's surreal but really he's not even real

by Kind-sir January 15, 2022

Sex like real

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes

Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021

The One Piece Is Real

The moment that Edward Newgate told, not just the One Piece characters, but the entire world that One Piece truly exists.

ED: THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!

by Himithy101 August 26, 2023

What!? For real!?

The politicians and judges who allowed them to steal it in the first place all agree that they're allowed to steal it? What a twist! That crazy that people are perfectly fine with people being lazy YouTube slobs who dump blatantly untrue things into the internet but when you do it on Urban Dictionary you just don't have rights or anything!

Hym "What!? For real!? Well it's a good thing they're not also perfectly fine with genocide and/or dystopian mind-rape surveillance apparati because THEN... We would REALLY be in trouble, right guys!? Right? ..... Guys? ...... Nah, you guys heard it.... That's crazy right!? Because then it would be like we're ruled over by a bunch of Hitlers! Oh wait... They don't yell. We'll as long as their not yelling and saying things we don't like in public then I guess they can just do whatever the want. All I can say is at least we don't have judges who are also rapist or billionaires who are also sister molesters... Then we could be in REAL trouble."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025