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BEST TAD

It's a BED.

IT'S AWESOME SEX.
Being a mattress tester this is the BEST TAD I ever laid on.

When my SEX PARTNER comes over this MORNING I am looking forward to having the BEST TAD ever.
by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021
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Best friend

When two humans connect on some higher level, and somehow make those around them laugh at their inappropriate jokes. Every time.
Jamie and Naz are the kind of best friends that somehow manage to make everyone around them happier just looking at the way they laugh at each other’s frat boy fart jokes like they’ve never heard one before. Every single time.
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Jared Leto is the best

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.
by DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS September 11, 2022
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second bestness

Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.
"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."
by mimbijones April 7, 2023
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Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
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best person

the best person IN THE WHOLE WORLD is Phoebe
‘Do you know the best person?’
‘YUH Phoebe!! Their my best friend!! <3’
by ilovekatesiegel December 29, 2021
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