by Elric July 22, 2024
Get the Toe Fabulous mug.When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.
Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?
What ugly woman, where she at?
That toe faced bitch right there!
Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.
My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!
It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm
Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...
But what if I'm drunk?
You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
Get the Toe faced bitch mug.by kl;kasd fsldslkj lsk dj December 12, 2018
Get the hamel-toe mug.Covy Toes is slang for Covid Toes which is a rash-like Covid-19 symptom that you can attract at any age or in any health condition, if that’s either a strong immune system or a weak one, etc. Sometimes Covy Toes may be the only symptom one may have while experiencing Covid-19 and you may find that your toes are swollen as may vary in colours between, purple, pink, and red. This infection may also affect your hands but in both cases will most likely vanish with time and some say they’ve had a case of CovyToes for months on end.
Person 1: Yo, bro, I heard person 3 got a case of the Covy Toes!
Person 2: Really? Sick!!
Person 3: *walking up from behind* yep, wouldn’t have even known I had Covid if it weren’t for my toes!
Person 2: Really? Sick!!
Person 3: *walking up from behind* yep, wouldn’t have even known I had Covid if it weren’t for my toes!
by SummerPenny3711 November 10, 2021
Get the covy toes mug.Adjective: to suck a toe.
To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!
Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
by Luna20 October 20, 2023
Get the Suck a toe mug.Wet or moist yummy toes that females are attracted too. Go to the bar with your feet out and slather some vodka on it *wink
They will be all over you
They will be all over you
by IceSpice212 June 10, 2023
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friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020
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