A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024
Get the Jesus H. God mug.5’8 1/2, beauty girl. Large and IN CHARGE. Has a cat named LUNA. HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED ME. Listen, I love this girl with all my life. She’s the most intelligent, smart, academically inclined, smart woman. Get yourself an Angela, oh wait, YOU CANT BC NO ONE LIKE HER EXISTS AND WILL EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET UNTIL 2029 (we are planning to have children then). They say your woman is your life.
Mine is my blood. My word is my blood, and my blood is my bond, and my bond is my word.
Mine is my blood. My word is my blood, and my blood is my bond, and my bond is my word.
Man 1 - “hey is that Angela H. walking by over there?”
Man 2 - “yeah she’s with that fucking genius Christian. Man he is so smart. I wish I could be like him. No one could ever be like him”
Man 2 - “yeah she’s with that fucking genius Christian. Man he is so smart. I wish I could be like him. No one could ever be like him”
by Angela’s Husband April 22, 2024
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christian h is a man who will hurt you he will be your first love and love bomb you. he will then get with your best friend in front of you. as well as get with the girl he always told you not to worry about but still do this day 6 months after we have broken up he will tell your bestfriend that he did love you and always will
by rantrant1234 May 5, 2024
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He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.
He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.
by BagheeraNoir May 7, 2024
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I hope you will always have many good things in your life, Dimas.
Live, Love, Laugh, DSH.
Dimas S. H. or DSH, i'm sorry i can't mention your full name.
Live, Love, Laugh, DSH.
Dimas S. H. or DSH, i'm sorry i can't mention your full name.
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