tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

fat cheese crust pizza

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

by dank lad December 21, 2015

Tossing the pizza

It's when a Italian man rides you and spins counterclockwise

Hey Mark I just tossing the pizza with your boy Luigi in the gym locker room earlier.

by Sal the dryer washer October 6, 2025

Podgorica Pizza

To engage with coitus with a morbidly obese partner on top of you in triple digit temperatures.

I gave her the Podgorica Pizza!

by RoundenBrown November 4, 2023

pizza puffing

Pizza puffs are a Chicago delicacy. A tortilla like pizza dough is smothered with Mozzarella Cheese and pizza sauce laced with crumbled Italian sausage. It is then wrapped into a rectangular shape and deep fried.

"I was going to pick up a puff and a beef sandwich, once around the pool, when I realized that I'd be in full recline. I bought another puff instead and went full-on pizza puffing during the game.

by Silver Rush May 23, 2016

Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023

Hillbilly Pizza

When you eat your Cousin's ass while she's on her period and has acne on her but cheeks.

"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"

- Some redneck.... probably

I would rather have a Hillbilly Pizza than eat your creampie Charlie.

by Mako (Pussy) Tsunami March 22, 2023