Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023

fucks hard

when someone is shitfaced trying to say something's cool and or hot.

guy 1: so what did you think of the new smash trailer

guy 2: yeah it fucks hard

guy 1: w-what?

by gamer words July 23, 2021

Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.

Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"

by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

Fuck Stagger

The weak kneed walk to bathroom after you just had amazing sex.

Tiffany had just had multiple orgasms, I lit a cigarette & watched her FUCK Stagger to the bathroom.

by letter A wears the pants October 22, 2016

Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

Fuck boy

Shane

Wow shane is such a fuck boy

by Ktcez February 21, 2019

fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017