Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.

You are truly an ass hat.

by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011

hat

something you put on your head duh

the look is a hat on his head

by james charles yourmom September 14, 2021

Scarlett Hat

A hacker that is also a spy (e.g. intelligence operative, intelligence analyst,an asset for a handler, or OSINT practitioner).

That scarlett hat hacker did a physical penetration test by using tradecraft and social engineering to bypass the building's security measures and then accessed the company's network by doing network traffic analysis and brute forcing the wifi password using a malicious python script. She was able to download confidential business documents from the company's document center while leaving no trace through log tampering.

by Scarlett Danger January 9, 2024

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023